Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Lack of Sex Among Grapes Tangles a Family Vine


The NY Times published the following article today about the wine grape. Very interesting. Read on:

"For the last 8,000 years, the wine grape has had very little sex. This unnatural abstinence threatens to sap the grape’s genetic health and the future pleasure of millions of oenophiles.

The lack of sex has been discovered by Sean Myles, a geneticist at Cornell University. He developed a gene chip that tests for the genetic variation commonly found in grapes. He then scanned the genomes of the thousand or so grape varieties in the Department of Agriculture’s extensive collection.

Much to his surprise he found that 75 percent of the varieties were as closely related as parent and child or brother and sister. “Previously people thought there were several different families of grape,” Dr. Myles said. “Now we’ve found that all those families are interconnected and in essence there’s just one large family.”

Thus merlot is intimately related to cabernet franc, which is a parent of cabernet sauvignon, whose other parent is sauvignon blanc, the daughter of traminer, which is also a progenitor of pinot noir, a parent of chardonnay.

This web of interrelatedness is evidence that the grape has undergone very little breeding since it was first domesticated, Dr. Myles and his co-authors report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The reason is obvious in retrospect. Vines can be propagated by breaking off a shoot and sticking it in the ground, or onto existing rootstock. The method gives uniform crops, and most growers have evidently used it for thousands of years.

The result is that cultivated grapes remain closely related to wild grapes, apart from a few improvements in berry size and sugar content, and a bunch of new colors favored by plant breeders.

Cultivated grapes have almost as much genetic diversity as wild grapes. But because there has been very little sexual reproduction over the last eight millenniums, this diversity has not been shuffled nearly enough. The purpose of sex, though this is perhaps not widely appreciated, is recombination, the creation of novel genomes by taking some components from the father’s and some from the mother’s DNA. The new combinations of genes provide variation for evolution to work on, and in particular they let slow-growing things like plants and animals keep one step ahead of the microbes that prey on them.

The grapevine fell extinct through much of Europe in the phylloxera epidemic of the 19th century. The French wine industry recovered from this disaster only by grafting French scions, as the grape’s shoots are called, onto sturdy American rootstock resistant to the phylloxera aphid.

Despite that close call, grape growers did not rush to breed disease resistance into their vines. One obstacle is that wine drinkers are attached to particular varieties, and if you cross a chardonnay grape with some other variety, it cannot be called chardonnay. In many wine-growing regions there are regulations that let only a specific variety be grown, lest the quality of the region’s wine be degraded. More than 90 percent of French vineyards are now planted with clones — genetically identical plants — certified to possess the standard qualities of the variety.

The consequence of this genetic conservatism is that a host of pests have caught up with the grape, obliging growers to protect their vines with a deluge of insecticides, fungicides and other powerful chemicals.

This situation cannot be sustained indefinitely, in Dr. Myles’s view. “Someday, regulatory agencies are going to say ‘No more,’ ” he said. “Europeans are gearing up for the day, which will come earlier there than in the U.S., for laws that reduce the amount of spray you can put on grapes.”

At that point growers will have three options. One is to add genes for pest resistance, risking consumer resistance to genetically modified crops. A second is to go organic, which may be difficult for a plant as vulnerable as the grape. A third is to breed sturdier varieties.

Breeding new grapes takes time and money. The grower has to plant a thousand seedlings, wait three years for them to mature, and then select the few progeny that have the desired traits. But a new kind of plant breeding now offers hopes of an efficient shortcut.

The new method depends on gene chips, like the one developed by Dr. Myles, that test young plants for the desired combination of traits. The breeder can thus discard 90 percent of seedlings from a cross, without waiting three years while they grow to maturity.

The new method, called marker-assisted breeding, or genomic selection, is already being used in breeding corn. “We can predict flowering within a couple of days by looking at the DNA,” said Edward S. Buckler, a leading corn geneticist at the Agriculture Department’s research lab at Cornell.

Dr. Buckler said he felt the government’s large collections of crop plants could be used much more efficiently by analyzing the genomes of each species. He recruited Dr. Myles to work on the grape genome.

In major crops like corn, rice and wheat, “everyone is shifting to these new technologies,” Dr. Buckler said. He expects grape growers to follow the trend. Wine drinkers’ insistence on their favorite varieties need not necessarily be a problem, because with enough genetic markers the breeder could identify and maintain the genes responsible for the taste of varieties like chardonnay or merlot. Genomically selected grape varieties may be ready for market in about a decade, said Dr. Buckler, who is a co-author on Dr. Myles’s report.

M. Andrew Walker, an expert grape breeder at the University of California, Davis, said that there are “ample pest- and disease-resistance genes” in the grapevine genus, which has about 60 species, but few in Vitis vinifera, the particular species to which wine and table grapes belong. He agreed that it will be necessary to introduce many of these genes from other Vitis species into vinifera. “Consumers and wine promoters will have to move beyond dependence on traditional vinifera varieties,” Dr. Walker said.

So far Dr. Myles has only 6,000 useful genetic markers on his grape gene chip, and needs a larger chip to identify all the traits of interest to breeders. He started his scientific career working on human genetics at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany. On a bicycle tour of German vineyards he decided the grape’s genome might hold as many surprises as the human one. The pursuit fit in well with another aspect of his life — his wife is a winemaker in Nova Scotia.

Canada might seem too far north for vineyards to thrive, but the growing season is like that of Champagne in France, Dr. Myles said. “For high-acid grapes that don’t fully ripen, which is the Champagne strategy, you can make fantastic sparkling wines in Nova Scotia and lots of good whites.”

Monday, January 24, 2011

Steampunk Exhibition Ball in Seattle


I attended my first Steampunk Exhibition Ball in Seattle on Saturday evening. It was at the Museum of History and Industry and what a perfect venue for this event! This was the most entertaining event I think I've ever been to, or at least the most entertaining in a very long time. Naw...I'm sticking to my original comment. The MOST entertaining event - EVER. There were belly dancers, sexy burlesque dancers, the most crazy steampunk outfits, lots of booze, including an absinthe bar, hat competitions, moustache and beard competitions, the best outfit competition, and steampunk theater.

My companion for the evening, Captain Craig, won the best mechanical hat category, and I won the "best standing around with a drink in her hand" competition. HA!

It was so much fun that I'm completely hooked. I'll be going back for more.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Lazy Mailman in Washington - This is News?


Here's a headline from a local Seattle newspaper. "Lazy mailman played hookie, then burned or dumped letters." Here's the link to the story. http://www.komonews.com/news/local/114260529.html

How is a story about a lazy mailman in Washington newsworthy? I can put mail in my mailbox, put up the RED flag to indicate I have mail that I'd like him to take with him, go back the next day, and the mail is still sitting in my mailbox. I get mail for my neighbors on a regular basis, which makes me wonder where some of my mail winds up. Now I know where it winds up. It's sitting in my mailman's fireplace or garage collecting dust.

And just to be able to say I saw this coming, back in December, I wrote a post called Kumquat Postal Worker. You can read it here: http://thewinemuseinseattle.blogspot.com/2010/12/kumquat-postal-worker.html

Ya'll didn't know I was psychic, did ya? :)

Getting Steamy at the Steampunk Exhibition Ball


Steampunk - YAY! I'm very, very excited about attending my first Steampunk event this weekend. Two nights from now I'll be getting steamy at the Steampunk Exhibition Ball with lots of other Steampunkers. Can't wait to see the interesting and sexy outfits that folks come up with. http://www.steampunkexhibitionball.com/

If you've never heard of Steampunk, it's Victorian era meets Science Fiction. It's kind of like Sherlock Holmes or Jules Vern, perhaps even Captain Nemo-esque. At any rate, it's going to be a hell of lot of fun! WOOT!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Scotch Festival Coming to Fremont!


YES! I missed the scotch festival/tasting last year in Fremont. Facebook is actually good for something besides just killing time!!

http://www.hopscotchtasting.com/

Monday, January 17, 2011

Armadillo in My Soup


Oh waiter! There's an armadillo in my soup!! I wonder what kind of wine you'd serve with that...

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Is That A Piece Of Lint On That Painting?


The things that people will do for lack of anything better to do never ceases to amaze me. Especially people in cold climates when there's nothing else to do except make a replica of The Last Supper - out of lint. You can read about it here: http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/113544799.html

To Laura's (the woman that made the art piece out of lint) defense, I've lived in Michigan. It's a horrible place to live any time of the year if you ask me, but Northern Michigan in the winter time is long, cold, and filled with lots of snow and ice. Laura was doing what any human being with opposable thumbs would do, put them to good use by removing the lint from her dryer and fashion a famous painting out of it. And she's in the Guiness Book of World Records now.

Well done woman living in a cold dark wintry place with lots of time on her hands. Well done.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Drunk Scientists Pour Wine on Superconductors


Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery.

Read about it here: http://io9.com/5731129/drunken-scientists-pour-alcohol-on-superconductors-and-make-an-incredible-discovery

You had me at "Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors."

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Chocolate-Orange Wine from Florida


Now that's more like it! Chocolate-orange wine! YUMMY!!

Lizard Wine


And then there's Lizard wine. Who wouldn't want some of that??

Snake Bile Wine


To each their own, but good GOD!! Snake Bile wine? WTF??!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I Could Be Sipping Kumquat Wine Right Now


Currently it’s 66 degrees and clear skies in Bradenton, Florida. The forecast says it’ll be a high of 75 degrees today. Why do I care about the weather in Bradenton, Florida? Because it’s 36 degrees here in Seattle right now. And that’s a frickin’ heat wave compared to the below freezing temperatures we’ve had for nearly a week! I was born in Bradenton and lived there until I was 10. My parents foolishly sold our house there, packed us up, and dragged us to farm country in the middle of NO where in Michigan.

My point is, if I still lived in Bradenton, which is about 10 miles from some of the nicest beaches in Florida, I could jump in my car, take a bus or a scooter, and I could be at the beach on the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes or so. I could be stretched out on the powder white sand, feeling the warm sun on my skin, listening to the sounds of the ocean and the seagulls. Okay, I can hear the seagulls here too, but they’re more like white crows here, instead of beach birds. In Florida they cruise around the shoreline looking for marine life. Here, the gulls cruise the parking lots looking for half-full Frosty cups that someone bought from Wendy’s and then decided they didn’t want the rest of it for some reason so they toss it on the ground like the crummy polluter they are and who says Seattle is full of tree huggers anyway because there’s an awful lot of garbage in Seattle? The crows here have stiff competition from the gulls.

I could be at the beach right now. I could inhale the salty ocean air mingled with coconut-scented sunscreen. I could watch tourists walking along the beach picking up shells and playing in the surf and working on their tans.

Or, I could be out in my yard watering my lemon tree like Rita from Dexter. I’d try not to kill the tree though, like Rita always managed to do and then Dexter would have to help her replant it with his little red shovel, but you get my point. I could be picking citrus from trees in MY OWN YARD right now!

My parents have made many, many, many mistakes – some have been doozies – but moving us from the west coast of Florida was a huge one. I could be sipping a mint julep right now, complaining about the snow birds who migrate there every winter, watching my lemon tree grow.

I could be sipping Kumquat wine right now...