Top Ten Reasons to Own a BlackBerry

#10. If you’ve recently quit smoking, it gives you something to do with your hands.

#9. You can check your email or surf the Internet when you’re stuck in traffic.

#8. You can find wine tastings to go to while you’re out and about running errands.

#7. If the wine event you’re currently at is incredibly lame, you can find another one close by that looks like it might have potential.

#6. You can make notes about the wines you like at a tasting event but know you won’t remember later because you had a few too many tastes.

#5. You can Tweet about a cool wine event you’re attending so everyone will know what a wine nerd, umm, wine aficionado you are.

#4. If you’re heading to a wine shop from across town and you’re not sure how late they’re open, you can quickly find out.

#3. You can check how many hits you’re up to on your blog.

#2. If you’re hungry while you’re out wine tasting, you can order a pizza on your way to the next winery where you’ll be tasting wine and it’ll get there the same time you do.

#1. If you’re at your in-laws’ house and you’re having a sucky time, you can get out your BlackBerry and read news, your favorite blog, or just look at porn, and you can tell everyone you’re checking your work email because you’re expecting your boss to contact you about an important project.